{"id":1791,"date":"2013-03-08T07:22:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T13:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=1791"},"modified":"2013-03-08T07:22:09","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T13:22:09","slug":"famous-hamish-hot-rods-and-hot-haggis-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=1791","title":{"rendered":"Famous Hamish Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"HamishCarlot3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Welcome to Famous Hamish’s Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go.\u00a0 We want your buying experience to be pleasant, even though you are a peasant.\u00a0 Take for example this 1932 Highland Hummer.\u00a0 Aye, what a beauty!\u00a0 It only has 3,000,000 miles and is only $4,500.\u00a0 They don’t make beauties like this anymore.\u00a0 Relive your drive-in movie days, fog up some windows. No more of those fancy schmancy cockpits separating you and your lover – ooh la la!<\/p>\n

Need financing? Let Big Bobby of BBB Enterprises handle your financing, only 3% for 30 years, 30% for 3 years – we give you options!<\/p>\n

\"Big<\/a>
Big Bollocks Bobby<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Got three kids you say, no problem!\u00a0 The back seat has the Famous Hamish Highland Hump that your luckiest kid can straddle – Yee Haw!<\/p>\n

Come on in and while we prepare the papers and have a Haggis on us.<\/p>\n

\"Haggis<\/a><\/p>\n

Now sit back and relax to our soothing piped in music. (Think Daniel Boone Theme Song)<\/p>\n

Big Bobby is dog,<\/p>\n

but a gifted dog!<\/p>\n

Big Bobby has some Bollocks,<\/p>\n

Yes, Big Bollocks!<\/p>\n

He was brave, he was fearless<\/p>\n

and all the girls just said YES.<\/p>\n

Big Bobby is a dog,<\/p>\n

A very bow-legged dog!<\/p>\n

With a whoop and a whimper,<\/p>\n

He’s a winner and a natural born limper.<\/p>\n

What a Bollocks! What a do-er!<\/p>\n

What a car dream-come-er-true-er was he!<\/p>\n

CONGRATULATIONS – you are approved.\u00a0 Here’s your keys and and 30 second warranty.\u00a0 Thanks for shopping Famous Hamish Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Welcome to Famous Hamish’s Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go.\u00a0 We want your buying experience to be pleasant, even though you are a peasant.\u00a0 Take for example this 1932 Highland Hummer.\u00a0 Aye, what a beauty!\u00a0 It only has 3,000,000 miles and is only $4,500.\u00a0 They don’t make beauties like this anymore.\u00a0 Relive your drive-in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[234,236,372,386,432,576,637,646,722,1083,1084],"class_list":{"0":"post-1791","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-famous-hamish","7":"tag-car-financing","8":"tag-cars","9":"tag-dogs","10":"tag-drive-in-movies","11":"tag-ew-greenlee","12":"tag-haggis","13":"tag-hot-rods","14":"tag-humor","15":"tag-kilts","16":"tag-scots","17":"tag-scottish","18":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}