{"id":1488,"date":"2013-02-11T07:24:36","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T13:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=1488"},"modified":"2013-02-11T07:24:36","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T13:24:36","slug":"ignorant-men-we-were-born-this-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=1488","title":{"rendered":"Ignorant Men – We Were Born This Way"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"IgnorantBaby\"<\/a><\/p>\n

As many of you well know I write a monthly blog edition titled Female Code.\u00a0 I’ve been deeply in love with and married to the same woman for 32 years. Yet, I am as deeply confused and no closer to the summit of enlightenment when it comes to understanding women.\u00a0 Now I follow many women’s blogs to see if I can infiltrate the thinking of women.\u00a0 I don’t know why. Is this what BDSM is all about – brain pain?\u00a0 I mean, I am beginning to feel ignorant.\u00a0 When my mother tried to warn me about women, I thought she was sending me Navajo enigma code.\u00a0 I didn’t get it.\u00a0 I should have listened and been a philosopher.<\/p>\n

Just when you think you have women figured out, they surprise you.\u00a0 Taste in men for example.\u00a0 My wife hates it when I don’t shave.\u00a0 So who does she have the hots for?\u00a0 A scruffy unshaven Keith Urban, until he married Nicole Kidman.\u00a0 If there is anything I have learned, women hate other women who have ruined the ignorance of those they have the hots for.\u00a0 That’s was supposed to be their duty.\u00a0 Now do you understand a man’s confusion?\u00a0 We aren’t supposed to understand. We are supposed to remain ignorant.<\/p>\n

Then it dawned on me, women love ignorant men.\u00a0 That’s right, I’ve broken the code.\u00a0 As long as a man is ignorant he will rush around doing everything to move heaven and earth to satisfy their endless whimsies.\u00a0 The second we are exhausted from our own ignorance is the day they start quilting, scrap booking, and other wealth consuming hobbies.\u00a0 They begin going on dates with other women, quilt retreats, and other chick conventions to discuss how their men are no longer ignorant.\u00a0 That’s when the magic dies and you get Lucy and Ricky Ricardo beds for the master suite.\u00a0\u00a0 I am approaching 54 years on this insane world and it was today after reading one of these ladies blog posts, the dawn of wisdom shone down upon me – that sometimes ignorance is bliss.<\/p>\n

So for those of us men who have seen the light and prefer the tranquility of the darkness, put on your best ignorant act, and keep peace and a king-sized bed in your home.\u00a0 It shouldn’t be too hard, we were born this way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As many of you well know I write a monthly blog edition titled Female Code.\u00a0 I’ve been deeply in love with and married to the same woman for 32 years. Yet, I am as deeply confused and no closer to the summit of enlightenment when it comes to understanding women.\u00a0 Now I follow many women’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[432,646,658,718,900],"class_list":{"0":"post-1488","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-female-code","7":"tag-ew-greenlee","8":"tag-humor","9":"tag-i-love-lucy","10":"tag-keith-urban","11":"tag-nicole-kidman","12":"czr-hentry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}