{"id":1017,"date":"2012-12-20T09:21:44","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ewgreenlee.wordpress.com\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2012-12-20T09:21:44","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T15:21:44","slug":"mon-mothball-de-granny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allivarcreative.com\/?p=1017","title":{"rendered":"Mon Mothball De Granny"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Perfume\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Today, as usual I got side tracked on Facebook regarding a discussion on lady’s perfumes.\u00a0 One of my new friends commented that she was an addict for perfume and she was getting some of the original Bill Blass.\u00a0 From there it went downhill very quickly due to yours truly.\u00a0 Soon I will have no friends and my addiction to Facebook will end.\u00a0 It is my evil plot.\u00a0 I commented that it is good not to get a Bill Blass clone, they must smell.<\/p>\n

Then a gentleman entered the conversation and stated Chanel #5 was his favorite.\u00a0 Soon a real perfume connoisseur shouted out names I’ve never heard, such as Feraud for Women, but also Bvlgari Rose Essentielle, Burberry Brit for Women, Juicy Couture, and Cabotine de Gres.\u00a0 I realized at that moment I was dealing with the elite.\u00a0 So what was my contribution to this elite conversation?<\/p>\n

“I bought my wife this one named AMBUSH.”<\/em><\/p>\n

You see, all those above remind me of an aged blue cheese, not something I’d like to chase after with amorous exuberance.\u00a0 It’s all in the wording for me.\u00a0 If they had a perfume with “Bacon” in the wording, I’d come running like a hound dog in heat and on the scent.\u00a0 I’d be burrowing down into my wife’s neck like a sparkling vampire. Oh, TMI.<\/p>\n

Then the male commenter stated one lady should try Fendi.\u00a0 I was out of my league, I freely admit it.\u00a0 But the undaunted creative writer in me would not let this pass.\u00a0 Visions of new creative perfume brands came to my mind, here’s the short list:<\/p>\n